
I've not spent 3 hours in a Cinema since I saw 'Avatar', but tonight would prove to be a refreshing change. It seemed the 'theatrics' would start before the main event, it has been another scorcher of a day and that didn't help the middle aged Woman standing behing me in the queue, shouting at the front desk to "hurry up!! I just want one ticket!!!" Then I made the mistake of turning around to listen to her whining and had to hear the whole story. "I can't stand in a queue for TOO long, especially in THIS heat, my body just can't handle it!! I just want ONE ticket!!" Yes it turned out to be 'London Assurance' - the play I had also came to see, I didn't have her down as a Russell Brand fan.
It seemed like forever, but finally I was called to buy my ticket, so i carefully blocked the woman from behind from hearing what I was saying in to the microphone, so I wouldn't have to be bothered any longer! I got my ticket, £9, a massive £1 reduction with my Cinema pass - what a let down! And with the heat couldn't get away with sneaking my own snacks and drink in as I didn't have pockets large enough or a kind Sister with a 'Mary Poppins' sized handbag so i was forced to pay full price to my dissapointment.
I had no idea what the story was going to be, I just followed the four star reviews from various London magazines and tabloids. As soon as I entered the Cinema I felt out of place. Mainly because I was the only one there with my own hair and teeth and was able to get up past the first four rows without taking a deep breath. I walked proudly up the stairs with my king size popcorn and large coke and sat three rows from the back, not expecting the room to fill out as it did. Surprisingly, by the time the live feed was on screen, the cinema was over half full! The National Theatre would be sharing this live feed with over 22 countries at the same time! 'London Assurance' was the final part of National Theatre Live and is returning later on in the year with Danny Boyle's (Slumdog Millionaire) version of 'Frankenstein', now that would be something to witness!
As with any visit to the cinema, you enter the room and hear the local radio station being played softly in the background. While we were waiting for the live feed, 'Lady GaGa' & 'Journey' entertained us through the surround sound speakers. Finally, the lights dimmed and a shot from outside the National Theatre could be seen. A beautiful sunset in London and a large screen outside the NT where a young crowd were spread out among the open area with picnics and enjoying the last few rays of sunshine. As a 'warm-up' they had, well basically, Jugglers on stage performing for about 15 minutes which was as much as I could take! Then we see inside the NT and it looks like an incredible building. The first scene began and I wasn't sure what to make of it. Eccentric characters, comedy along the lines of 'Blackadder' and a lot of make up. It didn't take long before I felt quite settled and just enjoyed the fantastic acting on offer as well as catching a few stars in the cast. (You might recognise a couple of familiar faces in the above photo.)
After about 1hr 30 mins, there was a short interval for 20 mins. You would have thought the house lights would've come on as majority of the audience were over 50 and it was dark in there. I was expecting to hear them fall down those stairs like dominoes, I just couldn't watch! I'm glad to say they all made it back in one piece for the final part of the show, which is more than I could say about me. I didn't need a toilet break and decided to stay in the Cinema. I'm my own worst enemy - who comes on stage again?? Those BLOODY Jugglers!!
The final part of 'London Assurance' was as witty and sharply acted as the first and before I knew it the cast were taking their final bow and heading off backstage.
It was a great insight in to the world of plays. I'm not sure I would actually make the effort to go in to London to specifically attend a show, but would go and see the live feed again in the Cinema.
2.)IN IT TO WIN IT.
I had entered a load of competitions now, but they won't close until the end of this week. If I have a new 'Mini Cooper' or a 'Henry Hoover', you'll be the first to know!

